Captain Johnson Marshall attempts to maintain a gang of horrible space pirates, just not the kind of horrible you may be thinking of. A drunkard of a warrior race, an artificial yet superficial intelligence, a quick to anger pilot, a micro-managing drone born to serve and the biggest pig you'll ever meet. Their adventures take them all over the galaxy as the nefarious Unified Galactic Authority looms overhead, eager to apprehend the captain and uncover his secretive past.
