Heaven-Tier Trash: The Empresses Chose Me

Cult trash? Perhaps. Destined for failure? Not in your wildest dreams.
My path to divinity isn't paved with talismans nor measured by Qi levels...
It is forged with BONDS so powerful they would make the very Heavens tremble.
Lin Feng is the official joke of the Scarlet Cloud Sect.

A "disciple" whose greatest achievement is not dying amidst mountains of spiritual dung.

Meanwhile, Xiao Lan, the untouchable prodigy, as cold as celestial jade,
makes the elders tremble with a single glance.

And yet…

In Lin Feng's dantian sleeps a monster.
A Chaos Heart, a forbidden relic of creation itself, a primordial flame capable of consuming or transforming everything it touches.

A ticking time bomb.

A nameless power.

His trump card... or his death sentence.
"Scum? Say it louder."
"Because when the daughters of heaven bow before me… when their Daos merge with mine.
not even a thousand sects will be able to stop the roar of Chaos!"

Prepare for a Xianxia saga where:
The protagonist is a cunning, sarcastic, and ruthlessly intelligent anti-hero.
He's no saint. He doesn't want to be. But no power can resist him.

The heroines aren't decorative vases: they are empresses, sealed beasts, millennia-old sages.

And Lin Feng doesn't save them: he walks beside them. He respects them, provokes them… and conquers them.
GLOB, the chaotic, star-hungry slime,
will make you laugh, cry… and pray he never fully evolves.

Face-slapping guaranteed.
The arrogant? Hypocritical elders? Pretentious young masters?
All will fall. Some to their knees. Others headfirst.

Romance? Yes. Harem? Also. Passion, drama, and soul-shattering bonds?
Of course. But there are no "trophy wives" here.

Every bond is power. Every caress, an explosion of chaos.
His throne isn't built upon corpses, but on fulfilled promises and indestructible bonds.
He needs no temples… because his women are his pillars, his fire, his empire.

Chaos has chosen its Champion. Are you ready to follow him into the abyss... or to the heavens?