Xavier: Wait what? Why are we still here? The book literally had a “The End” line already. Why is another chapter coming out over a year after initial publishing?
Melanie: No silly! We still have to do promotions for the next book! Also the new readers won’t even notice.
Xavier: What…
Fiona: Hurray, sequel.
Melanie: That’s right! Now available on Webnovel and other publishing platforms, it’s “Stuck on Another Island with My Boss’s Daughter”, this time with 2x the BL content.
Paula: Links below. Read this one too you degenerate!
Amazon:
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CG9VNWFZ
Moonquill:
https://www.moonquill.com/book/stuck-on-another-island-with-my-bosss-daughter
Xavier: I don’t think we’re advertising this correctly. Is insulting the readers really a good idea?
Paula: Why not? We’re all degenerates at the end of the day. And in that we share a bond.
Melanie: Especially you Xavier! You left your computer on in your room during work hours and Fiona and I had a quick glance!
Xavier: Wait, what?
Fiona: Many VTubers.
Xavier: Ye… yeah. What’s wrong with that? It’s an up and coming trend that doesn’t harm anyone. I just like watching cute girls doing cute things, okay!
Fiona: VTuber hentai.
Xavier: …okay, I can explain.
Paula: Don’t worry Xavgenerate, I’ll distract them with another link. Visit Kinoren.com to sign up for a free newsletter. In it you’ll receive free stuff like promotions, short stories with us in it, and Fiona’s bathwater.
Fiona: Burn in hell.
Xavier: I’m pretty sure we can’t do that last one because Fiona’s you know… not a real person. She’s an android who doesn’t need baths.
Melanie: Tsk tsk Xavier, did you forget the ending already?
Fiona: Humanity was a mistake.
Paula: Nah, but Xavier’s right. That was just bait; we can’t actually give out toot’s bath water. Everyone knows Canadians cleanse themselves with dry ice which doesn’t produce liquid. The other two things will be included though!
Xavier: I highly doubt anyone will sign up anyway. I think Kino just paid $50 to have a random dude on Fiverr design a basic, shitty layout WordPress page. I really got to scroll to the bottom of this to enter my email?
(Author’s Note: FML, Even after hours of YouTube tutorials, this shit is too hard to figure out.)
Melanie: Yeah… it definitely needs some work. In the meantime, you can also send Kino a direct email message to his email: Kinorenwriting@gmail.com to add your email to the list of people receiving the newsletter! Is it even a newsletter if it just contains promos and short stories though? Whatever, you’ll be receiving those thingies.
Paula: Yep! And when you send the email, you can write whatever you want. You can say “hi,” or “Wow, what a great novel. I really liked that Paula girl, she’s best.” or even, “That was the absolute worst story I have ever read in my entire life you unoriginal hack. You’re the reason we still have starvation, global warming, and celebrity culture. Also you ruined Christmas”. Whatever you send, we’ll add you to the email list for the newsletter.
Xavier: Wait, has anyone ever actually sent that last message?
Fiona: I did. To Paula.
Paula: Ahaha classic.
Melanie: Alright that’s everything bye!
The Actual En…
Xavier: WAIT! That’s it?
Paula: Yeah? What’s the problem? I’ll update everyone if I ever actually get some of that sweet sweet Fiona bathwater.
Fiona: Kys.
Xavier: No but like… shouldn’t we thank some people? Such as the readers who spent their hard earned money just to read about us degenerates.
Paula: I mean, floor’s yours then Xavgrateful.
Xavier: Uh alright. Thank you everyone who took the time to read this book as well as everyone who supported the author. With all the problems in the world, I hope we were able to brighten your day with some laughs. We hope to entertain you more in the future as well.
Melanie: Mmm… not bad Xavier. But the BL story I read yesterday did a better job giving thanks.
Xavier: What! Fine, you say a better thanks then.
Melanie: I’d like to thank ancient Greek culture, as well as California, Sweden, and Tumblr!
Xavier: …
Paula: Personally, there’s only one person I’d like to thank!
Xavier: Please don’t say yourself.
Paula: Personally, there are two people I’d like to thank!
Xavier: … alright so who’s the other?
Paula: Satoshi Tajiri.
Xavier: … yeah that’s pretty fair. Alright Fiona, what about you? Who would you like to thank?
Fiona: Adderall.
Xavier: Come again.
Fiona: Maple Syrup.
Ned: WHY ARE YOU DIPSHITS STILL HERE? GO, SCRAM, WE HAVE TO SET UP FOR THE NEW “SILLY HUMANS” SEASON.
Xavier: What the fuck, Ned? When did you…
NED: OH AND SHOUT OUT TO THE COVER DESIGNER. AMAZING DUDE, LINK TO HIS PAGE HERE:
Link
Ned: NOW HURRY UP XAVSHIT. LIE DOWN ON THE GROUND AND LET PAULA STEP ON YOU LIKE SOME SORT OF FEMDOM FANTASY.
Xavier: I…
Ned: LINKS TO THE SEQUAL ONCE AGAIN BELOW! LATER DIPSHITS.
Amazon Link:
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CG9VNWFZ
Moonquill:
https://www.moonquill.com/book/stuck-on-another-island-with-my-bosss-daughter
The Actual End.