Xavier: Why are we doing this again? Melanie, what did you do this time? Did you anger the BL gods or something?
Melanie: I ain't done nothing! Just look the tags of this book! Do you see Yaoi?! Noooooo, just comedy and romance.
Paula: The only comedy I see here is Xavier's face. Ahahahahahaha. Just look how pathetic it is on the cover.
Fiona: I'm just here so I don't get fined.
Ned: WHAT ARE YOU DIPSHITS DOING? THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE THE BOOK DESCRIPTION SECTION. YOU CAN'T JUST SAY WHATEVER YOU WANT.
Paula: What do you mean, I just did!
Melanie: Yeah! Plus the title is pretty self-explanatory.
Xavier: Sigh... Here we go again.