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Liu Yang nodded in satisfaction at Loulian's words, genuinely impressed by how compliant the mermaid princess had turned out.
It seemed the Soul Chain was truly overpowered.
Once the skill took hold, the target would unconditionally obey you, actively look out for your interests, and place your benefits above everything else.
"Alright, let's head up to the villa. Once we finish eating, you can go for a swim in the third-floor pool," Liu Yang told Loulian.
"Understood, Master!" Loulian nodded happily before hopping out of the frozen pool. She walked awkwardly on her two tail fins, looking remarkably like the female lead in Stephen Chow's The Mermaid.
Stepping into the living room, the mermaid princess quietly took a seat at the dining table.
Liu Yang sat next to her, while the rest of the women bustled about in the kitchen, chatting away as they cooked.
He Yushi chimed in, "Sisters, do you think Liu Yang and that mermaid princess have already... you know? I'm so curious! What does a mermaid even look like down there? Can they actually hook up with humans?"
Zhao Lina added, "I've been wondering the same thing! The mermaid princess has a tail for a lower body! Does she, like, go behind it or in front?"
Chen Dan chuckled, "That's a legendary creature we're talking about. Who's ever seen one in real life?"
Su Xiao, the famous actress, mused, "Maybe mermaids don't even need to use the bathroom at all? She's a legendary being, after all-you can't judge her by ordinary standards!"
Zhang Jingyu looked skeptical. "What I want to know is whether a mermaid and a human can actually have kids. Different species have reproductive isolation, right? Cats and dogs definitely can't have offspring! Lina, you're the brainiac here, explain this to us."
Wang Siqi chimed in eagerly, "Yeah, yeah! I want to know too!"
All the women turned to her. "Lina, break out the textbook knowledge and break it down for us!"
Facing their expectant stares, Zhao Lina sighed and said, "Biologically speaking, it should be impossible. But can we really use normal logic when it's Liu Yang we're talking about?
Who knows what kind of crazy abilities that guy has? We've all experienced his 100% hit rate firsthand! That's not something a normal human is capable of.
So honestly? I wouldn't be surprised if the mermaid princess is already knocked up."
"What?! No way!" He Yushi's eyes went wide.
Chen Dan shook her head. "I find that hard to believe! Already pregnant? It's one thing for Liu Yang to have a 100% success rate with humans, but with a fish?!"
Zhao Lina insisted, "It's not out of the realm of possibility! The guy has so many hidden abilities no one even knows about. I honestly suspect he has a secret overpowered impregnation skill!"
A fierce, resolute look crossed Zhao Lina's face as she spoke.
Ever since she had nearly passed out on Liu Yang's bed, she had become convinced that he operated entirely outside the laws of human biology.
When it came to him, both biology and physics simply ceased to function.
Therefore, he was nothing short of a super-powered freak of nature!
Su Xiao laughed. "If he's that ridiculously OP, is he even human anymore? Doesn't that mean from now on, any female creature-no matter the species-better steer clear of Liu Yang? One wrong move and she'd wake up pregnant without even knowing it!"
He Yushi burst out laughing at Su Xiao's comment. "Hahaha! Textbooks always call the Earth 'Mother Earth.' At this rate, the entire planet isn't safe around Liu Yang!"
Su Xiao grinned. "Hard to say! Maybe Liu Yang could give birth to a second moon!"
"Hahaha! I'm dying, Sister Su Xiao, your imagination is wild!"
"I mean, Liu Yang is insanely strong and terrifying to us, but compared to an entire planet, he's barely a speck of dust, right?"
"Hahahaha!!"
"I can't breathe! Just picturing Liu Yang hooking up with the planet breaks my brain. Talk about a tiny ant towing an elephant! Hahaha!"
"Hahahaha!!!!"
...
Laughter echoed through the kitchen, filling the space with high-energy merriment.
Meanwhile, Wu Jingying, Lin Wan'er, and Chen Ziyi stood off to the side, looking a bit out of place.
Having just joined the villa and not yet intimate with Liu Yang, they hadn't experienced his terrifying prowess firsthand and felt completely lost during the conversation.
Some of the running jokes went right over their heads.
Like references to a Category 16 hurricane.
Or the King of Kings ham sausage.
They had zero clue what any of it meant.
The three exchanged glances, a subtle spark of competitive urgency lighting up in their eyes.
It seemed... they needed to have some 'deep exchanges' with Liu Yang as soon as possible if they wanted to truly blend into this group!
Even out in the dining room, Liu Yang and Loulian could clearly hear the rowdy laughter rolling out of the kitchen.
Loulian blinked in confusion, tilting her head as she looked at Liu Yang. "Master Liu Yang, the women in your villa seem to get along so well. They look really happy.
"Of course. Life here is completely carefree. Even in the middle of the apocalypse, they live just like they did back in peacetime-plus, they have a boyfriend as handsome and powerful as me. How could they not be happy?" Liu Yang said, flashing a smug, confident grin.
If he had any idea that the kitchen was cracking up over jokes about him impregnating celestial bodies, he would have stood up and applauded their creative genius.
Before long, the dishes started coming out of the kitchen one by one.
Braised fish chunks, chopped pepper fish head, steamed fish tail, fresh fish sashimi, and a rich, simmering fish bone soup.
Each dish gave off an irresistible, mouth-watering aroma.
When the mermaid princess Loulian saw the spread, her eyes widened in utter disbelief, and she gasped in awe:
"It smells so good! Human food can be prepared in this many ways? You can make so many different dishes out of a single fish? This is incredible!"
Chen Dan smiled warmly. "Dig in, sister! What did you guys usually eat back in the ocean anyway?"
Loulian blushed slightly and mumbled, "We mostly ate cod... but we'd just boil it in hot water and eat it plain.
No seasonings, no cooking techniques at all.
Compared to the food on this table, our old meals look like absolute garbage. Practically pig slop."
Chen Dan chuckled. "If you like it, eat as much as you want! I can make even more delicious dishes for you in the future. If you want, I can even teach you how to cook so you can whip up whatever you crave."
Loulian was thrilled, nodding frantically. "Thank you, Sister Chen Dan! I'd love to learn how to cook!"